the big dave pagethe world according to dave

 

my personal mascot!

Welcome to the World According To Dave. Do not expect any of it to make any sense, but do expect to be entertained, or at least amused. For example, we have the wisdom of the Peechees and a boy made of burlap. In other words, if you're looking for sanity, go elsewhere. Everyone else, enjoy.

The SCREW! List
screw: George W. Bush, the greenhouse effect, government censorship, needless war, your mom

...which reminds me to mention that when the World According To Dave finally expands into its full potential, it will include the BOURGEOIS page. Hold your breath because it is coming.

illustration by ALAN SUTHERLAND of LAND OF THE LOOPS. props given where props are deserved.
Gerimi: "Dave, you are the bourgeois!"
Dave: "No, I'm not."
Gerimi: "Aren't you middle class?"
Dave: "Yes, but the bourgeois are middle class and elitist. I'm not elitist."
Gerimi: "I see."

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CHOOSE
completely insane drama! must be seen!
cards
FDW
words to live by from the
the peechees

hot words (use them with your friends!):
lurid, starlet*, bawdy, chorizo**, curvalinear, miasma, matmos***, moist, stye****, anathema

* - forever a tribute to beverly, by way of john michael mccarthy
** - forever a tribute to courtney, although she would be horrified to know it
*** - if you have not seen Barbarella, see it now!
**** - for Bryan M., via Aimee M.

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